Okay, so imagine if the sexiest alien in the galaxy designed a toy just to mess with your self-control - that’s the Vulvaron vibrating grinder.
Those soft, squishy folds of teal, pink and purple silicone are made to caress you in ways that feel out-of-this-world, while hiding a seriously powerful bullet vibe inside. With three speeds and seven patterns, it hums, buzzes, and throbs until you’re practically seeing stars, and the remote lets you stay in control, or hand it over if you’re feeling generous.
The folds are flexible and plush, so grinding against it feels like slipping into a dream where alien lips are actually worshipping yours. Add a little water-based lubricant to really get things going.
Perfect for when you want to lean into a little sci-fi fantasy without leaving your bedroom, it’s body-safe, rechargeable, and totally ready to take you to another dimension.
WARNING - KEEP BATTERIES OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN
* Swallowing may lead to serious injury in as little as 2 hours or death, due to chemical burns and potential perforation of the oesophagus.
* If you suspect your child has swallowed or inserted a button battery, immediately call the 24-hour Poisons Information Centre on 13 11 26 for fast, expert advice.
* Examine devices and make sure the battery compartment is correctly secured, e.g. that the screw or other mechanical fastener is tightened. Do not use if compartment is not secure. Dispose of used button batteries immediately and safely. Flat batteries can still be dangerous.
* Tell others about the risk associated with button batteries and how to keep their children safe.