Beware if you seek the monster of cock ness. You might just find him...

This gorgeous monster cock is sculpted in iridescent green silicone and shaped like a long necked sea serpent. The shaft gently curves to a smiling, draconic head that nudges delightfully against the G-spot or prostate, while the ribbed, scaly shaft provides delightful stimulation as he plunges in and out of your holes. Super silky and plush over a firm, flexible core, this body-safe silicone dildo features a wide, flared base for safety, and a suction cup that attaches to any smooth, flat surface for hands free fun. The dildo can also be used as a strap-on with a compatible harness.

There have always been rumours about the lake monster, but everyone laughed when you hired a boat to seek it out yourself. But the storm blew up out of nowhere and capsized your craft, the ringing in your ears met only by rising panic as you find the back of your pants caught on something and stopping you from surfacing. As you desperately tug and struggle, glancing up at the surface and air mere inches away from your face, you miss the dark shape looming up from below until it's right there. The friendly, smiling face on a long, slender neck tilts itself until it's level with your gaze, and you almost shout in surprise. It's smaller than you thought it would be, but then another joins it, and as warm, scaled necks wrap gently around your body you realise the Cock Ness Monster has many heads. A tug and a rip and you feel lake water rush around your nethers as your trousers tear and the monster rising you up to the surface where you sputter for air.
"Thank you," you manage as you wipe the water out of your eyes. 
It feels so natural to reach out with a hand, bring the neck in and kiss the monster and with that simple touch, the entire mood changes. Wrapped in its necks its heads writhe sensually around you, small tongues licking eagerly at your body. Below you feel something nudge at your most intimate places, and you eagerly relax to let him in...

Whether your Cock Ness Monster is a hydra or sea serpent, and whether you're being penetrated by this lovable beast or plunging into your quivering lover's body, live out your fantasies with this fantasy dildo from Creature Cocks. For best results coat the Cock Ness Monster with plenty of water-based lube before use. Once you're done, wash dildo with warm water and anti-bacterial toy cleaner. Allow to dry fully and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.

You washed up on the shore naked as the day you were born, the morning sun warm on your skin. As you turned back to gaze over the tranquil lake you know that no one will believe your tale. The only option you have is to go out again...