Get the rubber duck that helps you rub one out...

A perfect combination of great design and pleasure, the Lucky Ducky personal massager features 10 stunning vibration functions, and a super discreet design that'll let it sit unobtrusively in your bathroom, or on your desk. A simply control button atop their crown is all you need to cycle through the various vibrations, while you press the Lucky Ducky up against your most pleasurable areas.

Made from partially recycled materials, the Lucky Ducky is a more environmentally conscious toy purchase, and features magnetic USB charging so you're not constantly cycling through batteries. If you're looking to intensify the vibrations, add a touch of water based lube to the duck before pressing it against you, and clean it once you're done with anti-bacterial toy cleaner.

Who doesn't love a good duck?